Bobby's Blue State

My Post-Election Rant

Fuck the Red States of America and while I'm at it, Fuck the Marriage Amendment states! I refuse to spend my pink dollars in your narrow borders. Screw off Atlanta, Miami, and New Orleans; hello Boston, Chicago, and San Fran.

I know, I know, you think I can't totally curb my dollars from the red/amendment states; I assume that's where my orange juice comes from. But I can make a concerted effort to spend all of my travel dollars in the blue, non-Marriage Amendment states and outside of the U.S. And I travel a lot. I travel at least 1/3rd of the weekends of the year, plus a couple of week-long vacations. And I will steer clear of Vegas and Lauderdale and Phoenix and plan my excursions to New York and Seattle and "old" Europe. Yes, I know there are blue cities in red states and red counties in blue states. But you've got to pay the price for how the majority of your residents voted. You stuck it to me, so I will stick it to you. I will even move out of the liberal island in red Virginia which I call home.

Now that I got that off my chest, here are my post-election FUs and Kudos based on how places voted for the President of the Southern Married White Men of America (POTSMWMA):

FUs: Utah and Idaho - The reddest of the reds, need I say more.
Kudos: The Philadelphia suburbs - I'm proud that you didn't swing red! I knew that you wouldn't. I'll be visiting!

posted by BBS @ 6:04 PM