Bobby's Blue State

Gas Guzzlers and W

Whenever I'm driving around DC metro and a big gas guzzling SUV - like a Suburban or a Bronco - passes me off, I can just about guarantee there's gonna be a "W" sticker on that thing. Probably with Texas plates, to boot. Boy, that is one thing I'm not going to miss in three years when all those big SUVs head back to Red country in W's retirement. It's no wonder why the Repugs just won't address our insatiable thirst for gas-guzzling SUVs and their low MPG standards. They're all here driving them. But, no, that would infringe on our inalienable rights as Americans, though they never mind infringing on issues surrounding our bedroom activities, but I digress. But with a new Democratic administration in three years, those big SUV eyesores will be replaced with an armada of clean, green machines on the DC roads. And a Dem will begin the process of weaning us off those gas-loving, Middle East-fellating SUVs. Sadly, eight years later than it could have been. America hang on.

posted by BBS @ 10:12 PM