Bobby's Blue State

Bumper Sticker

I guess it's time to replace my John Kerry bumper sticker. I will really miss it. I love parking in the Whole Foods or Giant parking lots in close-in Northern Virginia and seeing all the Kerry stickers outnumber those "other" bumper stickers by about 3 to 1. All my fellow simpatico neighbors proudly displaying their open-mindedness. But another reason that I must replace my bumper sticker is for the sake of my father's sanity. He's an incessant worrier and worries that the Boo-sh administration and their minions will strike at me for still displaying the Kerry sticker. I explain to him that we do not live in Hitler's Germany, and I can display my sticker w/o repurcussions, as I momentarily think, with this bunch in office, you never know. These are some of the people who constantly spread lies about Bill Clinton from the moment he assumed office.

Oh well, since I usually design my own bumper stickers, it will be fun to come up with the anti-administration message. Here are some of the early contenders, which do you think is the best?

• Demand Accountability

Wait, that's too rational, I need something with more OOMPH. Something like:

• Vote Your Moral Values - Then Go Help the Poor.
• Don't Blame Me - I Voted For Higher Moral Values.
• Don't Blame Me - I Had a Clue
• Vote Moral Values - The Environment will take care of Itself.
• Vote Moral Values - It's Better than Food on the Table.
• Moral Values - The Other White Meat.

As you can see, I have my work cut out for me, but there's plenty more where those came from.

posted by BBS @ 11:13 AM